Can we get some of those pigeon removal critters to my office and parking lot? The filthy fuckers have taken over the joint. There are piles of crap three inches high under some nests and it is pointless to wash my car. Between them and the condo dwellers that don't pick up after their dog, the walk to work is a walk… » 8/31/14 11:23am Sunday 11:23am

I remember reading a short story that touched on this. In an isolated village, a small percentage of the population would get infected with immortality from a mosquito bite. Eventually, accidents happen and the body becomes increasingly frail. At the end, they turn into living diamonds. » 8/30/14 11:29am Saturday 11:29am